Follow these 3 simple steps to establish if you are at the high end of the coulrophobia spectrum.
Step 1: Take a deep breath.
Step 2: Scroll down and consider the first image for 30 seconds.
Step 3: If you have reached step 3 then it is unlikely that you experience the phenomenon of coulrophobia to any great degree and you may therefore wish proceed to my favourite clown joke…. APEorALIEN? #Coulrophobia Special